Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Mookie fact of the day meets True Story Tuesday pt. 2

The A/C debate continues.
(see mookie fact of the day meets true story Tuesday, Dec 9th)

According to a passenger on the freeway express 10 bus...
Air conditioning spreads germs.
The driver didn't believe him.
He responded bluntly with a stern voice: No, the warm air spreads germs. That's why there's air conditioning in the operation room.
The Passenger had a comeback for that:
No... They have A/C in the OR because the doctors get stressed out and don't want to sweat on the patients.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Mookie says: What ever happened to...


We called her Horse-Face Amil. That was mean.

Chirp. People used to tell us all their business on these. Walkie-talkie bullshit, without the option to remove speakerphone feature... Genius

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

True Story Tuesday

Nate Robinson: 5'9 ish, clad in kryptonite green, dunks over Dwight "Superman" Howard, 6'11
Yes yes yes.


Monday, February 16, 2009

Mookie fact of the day

If you were forced into a survival situation, such as having to run off a rooftop and jump over an alley onto another rooftop there is a 85% chance that you, regardless of size would be able to dunk if there was a hoop elevated above the alley so that it stuck up 10 feet above the rooftop surface. But it couldn't be because of a direct threat, like for example,  we'll kill you if you don't dunk. It has to be in an escape sequence, such as having to run off a rooftop and jump over an alley onto another rooftop to survive.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Mookie says: All Star Weekend

New York has Fashion Week. 
Vegas has Magic.
Every lover has Valentines Day.
But none of it matters.

I'm going to watch basketball until I peuck

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

True Story Tuesday

Heard on the 10...

Can you believe it...? The Beatles split up. Yeah, and tell me more about Alabama. Is it a big state and is it expensive?

Monday, February 9, 2009

Mookie fact of the day:

The average person really falls in love 3 times during their life.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Mookie says:


Sometimes we feast

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

True Story Tuesday

When night falls in the rich hood...



Birth control is found at a middle school?!?
Wow. 

Mookie fact of the day pt.2: uh, not really

HOLD THAT THOUGHT:
I was about to publish the following message as a supplement to the mookie fact of the day entered on Jan 26th:

That means the rest of us non-puritans need to keep it busy.
We have to get it for the virgins.

But that was before a strange encounter at a middle school...(see True Story Tuesday Feb 3).
It seems like the virgins are getting it enough to need birth control pills.
sooo.... never mind that.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Mookie fact of the day:

There are more photographers than cab drivers in New York City.