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Here's a Mookie fact classic: 14% of all people have dropped their cell phone in a toilet
Showing posts with label Mookie fact of the day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mookie fact of the day. Show all posts
Monday, September 7, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
mookie fact of the day pt 2.
See posting from July 27th.
Twitters take shits more than normal people, and they bring their fucking i phones to the toilet and that's how they stay updated, which means that 80 % of what you read on twitter was written while somebody was taking a shit.
Monday, July 27, 2009
mookie fact of the day
Twitters take shits more than normal people do, it's the social network preference for "colonic-ally challenged".
Monday, June 15, 2009
Mookie fact of the day
The handbag of an average woman is 87% more likely to contain traces of salmonella than an average chicken.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Mookie fact of the day
There is a 97% chance that the person you'll end up with is already in your contacts.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
Mookie fact of the day
59% of everybody who has partied at Dunkel in Copenhagen has had something stolen at Dunkel.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Mookie fact of the day
The amusement park Tivoli, in Copenhagen is 100% flammable, and if it caught on fire, a radius of 1 km would be destroyed without anybody being able to do anything about it.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Mookie fact of the day
To make fresh water out of salt water:
Place salt water in a bowl
Put another smaller bowl into the salt water without letting the salt water into the second bowl
Wrap it all in plastic
Place a stone on top of the plastic, so it dips into the empty bowl in the middle
The sun will heat it all up and the evaporated fresh water will gather into the bowl in the center
Monday, April 13, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
Mookie fact of the day
It takes the mind 24 hours to recover from air travel. Add 4 hours for every stop over.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Mookie fact of the day
People who have lots of sex are more likely to have more because they release pheromones.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Mookie fact of the day
Right now, more people are in love with the wrong person than with the right one.
Monday, March 16, 2009
Mookie fact of the day
If you don't put holes in your potato before you microwave it, it will blow up.
Monday, March 9, 2009
Mookie fact of the day
There is a new successful cancer treatment that involves microwaving a breast by submerging it into water, and excluding the heat.
Monday, March 2, 2009
Mookie fact of the day
When you are attracted to somebody, there is a 86 % chance that they are attracted to you as well.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Mookie fact of the day meets True Story Tuesday pt. 2
The A/C debate continues.
(see mookie fact of the day meets true story Tuesday, Dec 9th)
According to a passenger on the freeway express 10 bus...
Air conditioning spreads germs.
The driver didn't believe him.
He responded bluntly with a stern voice: No, the warm air spreads germs. That's why there's air conditioning in the operation room.
The Passenger had a comeback for that:
No... They have A/C in the OR because the doctors get stressed out and don't want to sweat on the patients.
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