True Story Tuesday

Overheard in traffic:

Yeah, wow. 63 years of being black. I remember when we were the first black family on the block.

If we acted out, the neighbors would beat us. Then we'd come home to another belt from moms, who would warn us with the words: Don't make me have to tell your father, cause he is going to be tired when he gets home from work. 

If we were really unlucky, we would still get that third beating of the day from pops. 

 

Mookie fact of the day

People who have lots of sex are more likely to have more because they release pheromones.

Mookie says: meow

Wow... and I still can't wear animal prints.

BJ Armstrong update

If you didn't know...

http://www.nba.com/2009/news/features/dave_mcmenamin/03/25/rookie.rankings.20090325/index.html

True Story Tuesday: Those veggies on the first lawn

Hey Alice Waters...

Check this out!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/03/20/white.house.garden/index.html

Mookie fact of the day

Right now, more people are in love with the wrong person than with the right one.

Mookie says:

Jim Jones with lipstick?

True Story Tuesday: Waiting for the economy to recover

Elaborate brush-off lines in 2009:

An undeserving guy I like told me with a straight face: 

I'll call you once the financial world stabilizes.

Mookie fact of the day

If you don't put holes in your potato before you microwave it, it will blow up.

How hot are you really?

True Story Tuesday

One month of yoga: 95 dollars
Monthly bus card for rides from Santa Monica to downtown: 70 dollars
Roast duck and baby bok choy shared 3 ways: 13 dollars
Knowing other people are upset about the uninteresting uninterested men in LA, the empty streets downtown and not being able to get a dinner after 10 pm on a fucking Friday:

Priceless.

Mookie fact of the day

There is a new successful cancer treatment that involves microwaving a breast by submerging it into water, and excluding the heat.

Things change

Yesterday was once called tomorrow.

True Story Tuesday

This is the wild west...

Bank robbery, full with bandanna mask and paper bag of loot seen on the corner of Beverly and Fairfax at 4 pm in the afternoon.

Mookie fact of the day

When you are attracted to somebody, there is a 86 % chance that they are attracted to you as well.

Semla time

Stockholm style...

http://www.pastan.nu/ataute/vete-katten-gor-stockholms-basta-semla-1.486360