Mookie fact of the day pt.2: uh, not really

HOLD THAT THOUGHT:

I was about to publish the following message as a supplement to the mookie fact of the day entered on Jan 26th:

That means the rest of us non-puritans need to keep it busy.

We have to get it for the virgins.

But that was before a strange encounter at a middle school...(see True Story Tuesday Feb 3).

It seems like the virgins are getting it enough to need birth control pills.

sooo.... never mind that.