Mookie says: Fashion is...

R: Are you feeling better now?

Mookie: No, but I faked it for 3 hours
saw 2 shows and went home
took off all the glamour, and might have to put it back on for an hour
R: oh, was it worth it?
Mookie: Yeah, always. Young beautiful boys
are you kidding me?
Plus old, rich drugged men
It's a fabulous cocktail...
add a dozen cameras and some bitchy women
and you have it

True Story Tuesday

I'm watching dumb TV because I don't know what else to do.

Somehow, in my absence from LA, I start to realize how Hollywood dictates reality. 

I flip from "The City" to another channel. I'm pissed. What is up with Los Angeles shows that pretend to reflect NYC? 

Fucking Gossip girl. 

Hello. The only people at Pinkberry in Manhattan are from LA.

Mookie fact of the day

There are more photographers than cab drivers in NYC.

True Story Tuesday

It's 10 pm on a Friday night and everybody on østerbrogade (in Copenhagen) is too drunk to walk straight.

mookie fact of the day

Twitters take shits more than normal people do, it's the social network preference for "colonic-ally challenged".

True Story Tuesday

I'm FIRST at the gate?!?

WHAT?!? And you know you're in Copenhagen when it looks like this:

You know you're in Scandinavia when you can take these photos without dealing with officials. 

Mookie fact of the day

The handbag of an average woman is 87% more likely to contain traces of salmonella than an average chicken.