Monday, July 27, 2009

mookie fact of the day

Twitters take shits more than normal people do, it's the social network preference for "colonic-ally challenged".

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

True Story Tuesday

I'm FIRST at the gate?!?
WHAT?!? And you know you're in Copenhagen when it looks like this:


You know you're in Scandinavia when you can take these photos without dealing with officials. 

Monday, June 15, 2009

Mookie fact of the day

The handbag of an average woman is 87% more likely to contain traces of salmonella than an average chicken.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Mookie says:

Fucking Jojo knows more about love than I do

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

True Story Tuesday

I googled the words: What am I doing with my life
...and got 115,000,000 results

Monday, June 8, 2009

Mookie fact of the day

There is a 97% chance that the person you'll end up with is already in your contacts.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

True Story Tuesday

You know you're in Malibu when Anthony Kiedis is wearing so much sunscreen you can barely see his face, as he waddles by some insane diver who caught a 3 foot sea bass. Meanwhile, flipper and co are swimming in the waves, and the only people of color are wearing linen suits, nikes and posing for wedding photos.