True story Tuesday: Back on the block

Two old guys, one in a Lexus, the other in a Mercedes, are bitching at each other like wanna-be New Yorkers. A 4 year-old just tried to hit on me while his nanny was pushing him in a stroller. I almost got killed by a stressed-out SUV driving soccer mom on her cell phone, and what the fuck is up with that garbage truck that keeps coming back?