Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Mookie says: Basketball is where it's at
How insane is the NBA right now? I'm convinced the Olympics made everybody better.
These games are all I care about, it's all I'm gonna be doing...
and a salute to BJ for being dope.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
True story Tuesday: Back on the block
Two old guys, one in a Lexus, the other in a Mercedes, are bitching at each other like wanna-be New Yorkers. A 4 year-old just tried to hit on me while his nanny was pushing him in a stroller. I almost got killed by a stressed-out SUV driving soccer mom on her cell phone, and what the fuck is up with that garbage truck that keeps coming back?
Monday, May 18, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
True Story Tuesday
Coolest couple on the block call it quits.
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Jay and Beyonce were the kids in school with bucked teeth, who ate their own boogers, had really annoying parents, and would do anything to feel accepted.
Nas and Kelis were cool. They did what they wanted.
Uncool people who used to eat boogers, stay in Texas and endure ridiculous marriages.
When cool people grow up, they get divorced.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Mookie fact of the day
59% of everybody who has partied at Dunkel in Copenhagen has had something stolen at Dunkel.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Mookie games: Beyonce or Rihanna?
A new party game.
Ask them to choose between Beyonce or Rihanna.
Then ask them to choose between the winner and their ex.
Then ask them to choose between the winner and Kate Moss.
Their answers will tell you everything you need to know.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
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