Mookie says... fuck on

The institution of morning sex is in shambles. It's a disgrace.
Singles are too busy getting to meetings, taking pills and smiling
between cigarettes, to enjoy the luxury of morning sex.
Couples who aren't equally as obsessed with money, have wiped out the
tradition entirely with a little help from the health craze. Nowadays
you're more likely to do yoga or go jogging than stay in bed for a
second orgasm.
"Real life-livers" stick to shower masturbation. And that's as sexy as
it gets in 2009.

Mookie misses the good old days.