Mookie fact of the day:

I knew it all along.

If he's not calling...

Here's a Mookie fact classic: 14% of all people have dropped their cell phone in a toilet

Mookie says: RIP DJ AM

I used to see you out at parties. People were worried when that plane crashed.

But you made it. 

Now you're dead.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32691528/ns/entertainment-celebrities/

mookie fact of the day pt 2.

See posting from July 27th. 

Twitters take shits more than normal people, and they bring their fucking i phones to the toilet and that's how they stay updated, which means that 80 % of what you read on twitter was written while somebody was taking a shit.

Mookie says: Fashion is...

R: Are you feeling better now?

Mookie: No, but I faked it for 3 hours
saw 2 shows and went home
took off all the glamour, and might have to put it back on for an hour
R: oh, was it worth it?
Mookie: Yeah, always. Young beautiful boys
are you kidding me?
Plus old, rich drugged men
It's a fabulous cocktail...
add a dozen cameras and some bitchy women
and you have it

True Story Tuesday

I'm watching dumb TV because I don't know what else to do.

Somehow, in my absence from LA, I start to realize how Hollywood dictates reality. 

I flip from "The City" to another channel. I'm pissed. What is up with Los Angeles shows that pretend to reflect NYC? 

Fucking Gossip girl. 

Hello. The only people at Pinkberry in Manhattan are from LA.

Mookie fact of the day

There are more photographers than cab drivers in NYC.

True Story Tuesday

It's 10 pm on a Friday night and everybody on østerbrogade (in Copenhagen) is too drunk to walk straight.

mookie fact of the day

Twitters take shits more than normal people do, it's the social network preference for "colonic-ally challenged".

True Story Tuesday

I'm FIRST at the gate?!?

WHAT?!? And you know you're in Copenhagen when it looks like this:

You know you're in Scandinavia when you can take these photos without dealing with officials. 

Mookie fact of the day

The handbag of an average woman is 87% more likely to contain traces of salmonella than an average chicken.

Mookie says:

Fucking Jojo knows more about love than I do

True Story Tuesday

I googled the words: What am I doing with my life

...and got 115,000,000 results

Mookie fact of the day

There is a 97% chance that the person you'll end up with is already in your contacts.

True Story Tuesday

You know you're in Malibu when Anthony Kiedis is wearing so much sunscreen you can barely see his face, as he waddles by some insane diver who caught a 3 foot sea bass. Meanwhile, flipper and co are swimming in the waves, and the only people of color are wearing linen suits, nikes and posing for wedding photos.

Mookie fact of the day

If you have the hiccups forever, you will die.

Mookie says:

Honor.

Such a Jersey concept.

Mookie says: Basketball woes

I miss basketball. That was my relationship. We had a good 10 day run, I didn't leave the house, we just messed around 4 hours every night. Now I gotta wait until Thursday and it's killing me.

pretty things pt 2

Mookie fact of the day

It is healthier to eat dessert before dinner.

Mookie says: Basketball is where it's at

How insane is the NBA right now? I'm convinced the Olympics made everybody better.

These games are all I care about, it's all I'm gonna be doing...

and a salute to BJ for being dope.