Stockholm spring.

It's like Tokyo, but in Swedish

True Story Tuesday

A well known Swedish fuck up gets himself ridiculously drunk at a function we are both attending, and I assume he is trying to hit on me when he claims that he "lost his key". I've heard that trick before, so I deny him access to the hotel we both are staying at. I also steal 4000 SEK from him, convinced that he'll just spend it on something foolish - like a cab to Oslo, or drugs, both suggestions that he had mentioned while I searched his bag for the missing key.

Next morning, I realize he REALLY did lose his key when he shows up day of the function in the same clothing I left him in, stating that some of the other hotel guests had notified the reception that a "bum" was sleeping in the parking lot. 

Ego check Mookie: Sometimes they don't want to fuck.

Sometimes the truth, is the truth.

Consider this next time he says: "I lost my key"

Mookie fact of the day

The amusement park Tivoli, in Copenhagen is 100% flammable, and if it caught on fire, a radius of 1 km would be destroyed without anybody being able to do anything about it.

True Story Tuesday

TRL is no more. Now, The Virgin Megastore on times square that once overlooked MTV stars across the street, has also closed it's doors. 

The location will become a Marshalls.

A fucking Marshalls.

Mookie fact of the day

To make fresh water out of salt water: 

Place salt water in a bowl 

Put another smaller bowl into the salt water without letting the salt water into the second bowl

Wrap it all in plastic

Place a stone on top of the plastic, so it dips into the empty bowl in the middle

The sun will heat it all up and the evaporated fresh water will gather into the bowl in the center

Mookie says: I love you goddamnit

Stop this shit, you know I'm yours.

True Story Tuesday

You know you're in LA for spring break...

When Alchemist is buying pot from the dealer next to the taco shop, before driving of with unrecognizable rapper in escalade.

Mookie fact of the day

Walking downhill is harder for the muscles.

Mookie says: It's coming

Mookie says: Don't fix me up. Don't fuck me up. Don't shut me up.

Digging in the archives for that special something. 

It's been a rough week. 

Normally Rachmaninoff does the trick, 

but Mookie had to up it with some QB.

True Story Tuesday

You know you're in Brooklyn...

While shopping at a corner store, a lady is attacked by another with a bag of tomatoes, because she was "taking too long". Instead of jumping to her aid, the other people in line said nothing. Only one merchant spoke up by shouting:
"Brooklyn"

Mookie fact of the day

It takes the mind 24 hours to recover from air travel. Add 4 hours for every stop over.

I live in LA

Mookie says: I don't wanna text you up

Do you ever talk on that phone...
Or do you just finger it?