Mookie fact of the day:

I knew it all along.

If he's not calling...

Here's a Mookie fact classic: 14% of all people have dropped their cell phone in a toilet

Mookie says: RIP DJ AM

I used to see you out at parties. People were worried when that plane crashed.

But you made it. 

Now you're dead.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32691528/ns/entertainment-celebrities/

mookie fact of the day pt 2.

See posting from July 27th. 

Twitters take shits more than normal people, and they bring their fucking i phones to the toilet and that's how they stay updated, which means that 80 % of what you read on twitter was written while somebody was taking a shit.

Mookie says: Fashion is...

R: Are you feeling better now?

Mookie: No, but I faked it for 3 hours
saw 2 shows and went home
took off all the glamour, and might have to put it back on for an hour
R: oh, was it worth it?
Mookie: Yeah, always. Young beautiful boys
are you kidding me?
Plus old, rich drugged men
It's a fabulous cocktail...
add a dozen cameras and some bitchy women
and you have it

True Story Tuesday

I'm watching dumb TV because I don't know what else to do.

Somehow, in my absence from LA, I start to realize how Hollywood dictates reality. 

I flip from "The City" to another channel. I'm pissed. What is up with Los Angeles shows that pretend to reflect NYC? 

Fucking Gossip girl. 

Hello. The only people at Pinkberry in Manhattan are from LA.

Mookie fact of the day

There are more photographers than cab drivers in NYC.

True Story Tuesday

It's 10 pm on a Friday night and everybody on østerbrogade (in Copenhagen) is too drunk to walk straight.